The good, the bad, and the ugly...

WARNING: some of the jokes below may not be that clean...


GOOD: Your son studies a lot in his room.
BAD: You find a heap of porn movies in there
UGLY: You're in them.

GOOD: Your son is finally maturing.
BAD: He's involved with the women next door.
UGLY: ...so are you.

GOOD: Your wife isn't talking to you.
BAD: She wants a divorce.
UGLY: She is a lawyer.

GOOD: Your son has developed an interest in religion.
BAD: He's involved with Satanism.
UGLY: ...as a sacrifice.

GOOD: You take your wife out to see a show.
BAD: It's a strip show.
UGLY: Your daughter is the headliner.

GOOD: You want to be a grandparent.
BAD: Your child is determined to wait for 'Mr Right'.
UGLY: Your child is a boy.

GOOD: Your neighbour exercises in the nude.
BAD: He weighs three-hundred and fifty pounds.
UGLY: Your blind wont close.

GOOD: You always taught your kids to be prepared.
BAD: Your daughter is on the pill.
UGLY: She's only eleven.