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Saturday, May 14, 2005

Spa....

Spa's now drawing to a close, n mon's phy spa skill c and d (for my class)'ll be the last that requires us to do some experiment...

Why it rox:

Most students (other than those who take it on the first day) know what'll come out and what to write for each and every section beforehand. That's great for those who take them later.... :p

Why it sux:

Bloody waste of time. Can use the time to do other hw. Ha ha.

Talking about hw. Think I've done quite a bit of hw today, and I don't feel ashamed to write them here: periodicity, charged particles, first 3 stats tutorials, and bio practs.. Not that much, right? Ha ha.

Now that man utd's about to be taken over by that american glazer, can only say that since we can do nothing about it, we can only hope that he can bring utd back to its glory days, even though this's not that likely... Sigh. Whatever. 300m pounds of debt can easily be settled in one or two yrs time. Man Utd'll be back!

Some lame stuff....

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."



A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'

We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That twice.'

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.

I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"


There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.

The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, "No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now."

So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, "Will you please make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa again says, "No, not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later."

Then the third little boy comes out and says, "Grandpa, oh please... Please, please will you make a sound like a frog?"

"Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa asked.

The little boy replied with a hopeful face, "Well, Mom said that when you croak we get to go to Disney World!"

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