Genting trip, here we come!

Lots of fun! :p

What does ten boys, heavy rain n lots of mud've in common?

They're present on the sch field this afternoon! Ha ha .

(Actually, 11 ppl, but yin tat came late, n some left just when he arrived. :p)

So, yeah. The weather in sch at one plus's surprising nice, considering all other places're either dark, or raining, or both. Then, sian. Started drizzling before we even got down to the field, but nvm. Then, we continued playing even when cats n dogs came, but who cares? A little mud won't matter rite, esp when we can just clear some of it off in the toilet. (Don't be surprised if the toilet looks a bit.. diff, on mon, for any who may be going then.

End of As le. =D

Can't stand commercials...

Ha ha. Was enjoying potter just now (on channel 5, not in the theatre). Just too bad, had to be interrupted by so many commercials after every 10 or 15 mins. Totally disrupted the flow of the movie. No wonder they've to split it up into 2 parts. Missed yesterday's though, for the common-sensical reason that the last paper of the A-levels's today. Believe s papers, my two s papers, n bio p3 belonged to a separate time frame. Have to slack first lor before plunging into tys tmr!

It's the end of A levels! Nvm. Being optimistic's its own gains.

Btw, a quiet celebration of bd today. Thanks everyone! Really touched by the numerous ppl who sent msgs before this morn. Woke up to a great start lor. Some of the msgs're reallie reallie lame. No need to write any here. Have a gd enough pensieve. :P Do hope bday luck's been felt by all of u too! Bio p3 sure's interesting, with Bing adding some much-needed humour by calling out to the invigilator in quite an... unusual way. Ha ha. Anw, not everyday one turns 5, or 18 rite? So, today's an official rest day! Quite glad to be online at this time, n not worrying about anything tmr. Wouldn't be saying this on thur... Ha.

Oh. And yk forgot qq's bday yesterday!!! Ha ha.

Potter blues. Goblet's a must watch after watching chamber just now. Haven't watched it for quite some time le. Seeing that many've already watched, must reallie find a day to go watch soon. Still, other impt issues first, like bouncing back after a totally dismal 61 pts last wk. Reallie. Owen can be superb if he only plays. And reallie reallie thanks to the two ferdinands, one whose slack defending costs van der sar at least 8 pts (clean sheet + goal conceded) (fine... not reallie his fault, but heck), and the other whose last min goal against tottenham cost me another 7 pts (1 winning goal, n 1 clean sheet). Damn. But, with lamps value dipping, n ppl injured coming back cheap, have a small war-chest to make major investments le. Ha ha.

Qn: Why're bulbs hot?

Ans: Cos lamps can score goals! Top scorer so far! :p (he's permanent in my team now.:p Some guy in TT said he can outscore the entire midfield sometimes, n i agree.)

Ans 2: Resp takes place on the storage leaves, releasing heat. (Oh. Who did the asexual qn for essay today? Did hormones to do some justice to the amt memorised in the past few days...)

Ans 3: P = I^2 R

Ans 4: High temp, relative to surroundings, so detected by receptors on hands, which send signals via afferent pathway to the control centre, which...

Laming mood...

Ha ha. Have been online everyday since thur, but din update blog. Nvm.

Biggest news's still keane leaving, though it's not that big a shock, considering that keane's quite certain to leave at the end of the season, n his outburst just sped this up a little. Nvm. Time to get ppl like ballack, duscher, anyone...

Hope my two "supersubs" can deliver the goods later. Sian. Still can't can't believe essien n xabi alonso din start. Nvm.

Somehow, in a weird laming mood nowadays. Nvm. Must be the exams!

Oh. And essien came on! Ha ha. Glad i din put makelele!

End of second wk le!!! (Nearly...)

Ha ha. Just slacked the entire afternoon! :D Back to YFF this fri, as I just realised I've TEN ppl facing away matches, n three ppl facing some team that only won once in the last five games. Sian. Nvm. Prepare to... wield the axe on fri.

One more wk. Must jiayou!

Oh. And who's for a class outing to watch potter? Coming out tmr. Half a mind to suggest watching after bio p3, but realise must be more considerate to those ppl who'll be sitting for a big big paper the next day...Oh. And of course there's someone taking in the very very last wk. Must pack earlie k!

Hakuna matata! Lion king's making a comeback! Tigers don't rule forever... Did woods win the final round? Nvm.

FIRST WEEK'S OVER!!!

Ha ha. Hope everyone's enjoyed some of the papers we'd... "cuckoo clock", "practical" for chem, "tpt in plants? where's excretion essay???", "three page essay for a 10 mark qn..." Nvm. Continue to jia you k!

Finally cleared the bursting mailbox. Spamming must be eradicated! :p

Seeing that so few ppl're online, not to say the paucity of blog updates, everyone must be mugging hard rite? A sample study plan to follow:

1. Do as many papers as possible. Like 5 or 6 a day. It's possible, reallie. Haven't tried doing 6 though. Though efficiency's definitely affected by the start of a levels. One and a half papers's getting more n more sian lately.

2. Repeat step one for day two.

3. Repeat step one for day three.

Nvm. Rock on!

Shall hereby proclaim... MAN UTD ROCKS! CHELSEA... (some abusive language that must be censored considering the age n level of maturity of ppl reading n writing this blog...) That goal's nice! Ha ha. Who cares about being tyco when one team deserves to win, and the other deserves to lose? Esp when there's 23 pts for the keeper...

HOW TO GET 100 FROM 50. READ!!!

People often ask, how one can increase one's score from 50 to 100?

Well, you can of course do it the normal way: mug, mug, and mug. Yet, many ppl, esp mathematicians, have recently come out with new ways to do so.

Famous Greek mathematician Pluto just discovered that it takes no more than 50 steps involving ln n dy dx n even dot product to do.

Yet, a few Singaporeans beat him by successfully proving that one just needs to increase one's score one at a time, 50 times, to get the same result. Much less complicated than ln n i.

Yet, for the more impatient ones, 50's too long. How about cutting it down to... a magican ONE? Adding 50'll do, as shown by another famous mathematician Novena only yesterday.

But, there's still a small group of people who fear such a large no. Seeking specialist help, they've been advised to assume (like all physicists do) that 5's no diff from 10. At 10% significance level, this's found to be statistically correct.

Then, one great guy, Robert Keano , who managed to inject new confidence n desire into his teammates with his no-nonsense apprach, came out with a solution. Very simple. No, not times two. Mitosis's highly undesirable as it's unreliable.

The solution: add a zero at the back! The more the merrier rite? Don't get 500 can always get a 100, as they'll take the max they can give (remember, max 2 at the end of bio structured qns?). =D

So, end another crappy entry. One more day le. Jia You!

Some crap again...

DH - Lee?

Ess - Ether?

Rei - ??

Bull, jens?

Ped - pen?

Nvm if u don't noe what all these mean. No where to write these down easily, so might as well put them here.

Good if u can see what I mean.

Just wasted an hour. Shall mug.

HA HA HA

Chelsea lost! :p Add a little more headache for this weekend's selection though, but a chelsea loss's definitely welcomed by all of us! (Not all actually, but who cares about the one or two... loners.)

Poor investments for the past two wks. (spending most money on players who returned 1 pt or so... )

Man Utd better win tmr morn. They must.

And now, papers after papers le. Sian.

Have fun mugging. Not everytime u can mug so hard lor. About three weeks more to go. Sigh...

Ns sux.

Many one liners above... add one more.

Life rox (and sux).

Nvm.

And now so few ppl online. Even "permanent ones" like wj n yc aren't. And so many cases of comp broken down lately.

Who should we blame?

The establishment!!! A levels!!! Moan-inho!!! YFF!!!

Shall crap more.

Time dilates, so we can always have enough time to revise.

Don't study. Mug.

One is followed by two, just like papers are followed by more papers.

Keep a happy face. Even if you're not, u can be a saint n brighten up other ppl.

Keep a sad face. Ma-ma told us to be true to ourselves...

Happy-go-lucky: Remain happy before exams, sit for the exams, and u'll be lucky coming next mar.

Who invented permanent ink? (Bio option 3 notes: g n d) (Don't post the ans here pls. Sedition act...)

Be team rocket immediately for the first paper : blast off at the speed of light.

Test for bottleneck effect: rub it, and try n get the 3 wishes. If u get only two, bottleneck!

"We din lose the game; we only lost on penalties."

"Normally when you score two and concede one, you win the match."

"It doesn't matter if we din score any goal if we won the match."

Who'll say "yes yes" and others say "no no"? (Sorrie ma)

Wtj.

So ends my crappiest entry.

Have fun.

Lots of fun.

Mugging rox.

Drive ppl crazy.

Reallie.